the idea of kaz being the most normal out of all the crows is too fucking funny to me. like yeah he ripped out someone’s eye but have you seen those freaks?
adding on to my unsettling jesper fahey post: intimidating jesper fahey (jesper who moves like a big cat stalking it’s prey) (jesper who’s entire demeanor can switch from friendly to terrifying in seconds) (jesper who casually shows off just how strong years of farm work made him) (jesper who leans a little too close to people, with no regard for personal space) (jesper who towers over every other person around him) (jesper who is quietly and assuredly confident in his fighting abilities, and rightfully so) (jesper who can shoot someone else’s bullet straight out of the air and not bat an eye) (jesper who is the right hand man of kaz goddamn ‘dirtyhands’ brekker) (jesper who most likely has a higher kill count than the wraith) (jesper who practically vibrates with excitement at the prospect of a fight) (jesper who is just begging for a reason to start shooting) (jesper who seems to always leave a battlefield utterly unscathed)
i wanna see unsettling jesper fahey (jesper who moves disjointedly, like a puppet with the strings cut, appearing clumsy and carefree, yet he never trips or runs into anything or missteps whatsoever) (jesper who makes people around him a bit too comfortable, to the point where they tell him things they would never tell any other stranger) (jesper who’s eyes seem to change color to match the closest metal object) (jesper who at times smiles with slightly too many teeth and eyes slightly too wide) (jesper who’s voice rumbles just a bit too deeply and seems to resonate with the metal around him) (jesper who moves faster than people can react, whether he’s pouncing or fidgeting or drawing weapons)
the crows are (lovingly) bullying jesper and jesper goes “so we’re just shaming people now, is that it?” and wylan kind of absentmindedly goes “i know for a fact you like being shamed, jes” and then everybody loses their shit whilst jesper stands there visibly flustered that’s it that’s the scene
obsessed with the idea of wylan looking like the most innocent, kind, naive creature ever to grace this earth with his big blue doe eyes and his round, freckled face and his messy curls and then he opens his mouth and. he’s actually a scheming, snarky, petty little bitch.
fun fact! the piano of doom and despair in the beginning of road to hell (reprise) can also be heard in the beginning of all ive ever known!
i find it so funny and endearing that jesper loves lying but is bad at it and wylan hates lying but is good at it
“if pekka rollins kills us all, im going to get wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that i can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”
WRONG!
wylan plays his flute by matthias’s grave and matthias’s ghost learns how to play flute by watching him so that when kaz dies he can annoy the hell out of his ghost
picture this: jesper in flannel pajama pants and reading glasses
- gorgug, i died again.
- i know. im so sorry i wasn’t there.
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- remember when we died?
- you look so much better now.
rewatching the forest of the nightmare king part of fhsy and the way the whole table looks at emily in concern when she starts crying and the way brennan immediately starts to make jokes to lighten the mood and the way zac and siobhan looked over at her in sync when she sniffled and the way murph watches over her carefully the whole time and the way lou keeps on shooting concerned glances over at her is just too sweet to me
brennan saying “there is someone who had their whole life changed by you just being yourself.” and then emily and murph immediately looking at each other AUGH MY HEART
“i run and hug gorgug harder than ive ever hugged anyone in my whole life”
“i return the hug.”
- you’ve never hugged me
- shut up.
we need more post-crooked kingdom fics of jesper missing his ma i think