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actual tweets from ned luke, the actor who played michael de santa.
Johnny: "Fucking my girl, man. It's wrong."
Trevor: "Well, I gotta fuck someone. You want me to fuck you instead? Is that the problem here?*whispers* Take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's... Let's fuck..."
Johnny: "You think this is funny?"
Trevor: "Get them off!!!"
(yes, an actual dialogue in the game)
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME: favourite relationships [2/?] → Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa
I could still take you, sugartits. Yeah, that’s because you’re fucking deranged, not because you’re in good shape.
I’ve shipped them ever since:
M: Fuck you
T: You know, I'm beginning to think that's exatly what you wanna do
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Scenery in GTA V 06/??
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When you miss spending time with your buddy so much that you kidnap the wife of the leader of the city’s biggest Mexican drug cartel and get yourselves exiled just to force your friend to spend more quality time with you.
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Scenery in GTA V 16/??
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Adorable Ned Luke & Shawn Fonteno moments 💙💚
This, and the fact that Ned is always saying in interviews how super proud he is of Shawn with his growth as an actor throughout the course of making the game…just like Michael is proud of Franklin. They even fist bump like Michael and Franklin. My heart.
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I’m like 10 years late to GTA 5 and I only started playing it on a whim. I had no idea what I was getting myself into xD Never in my life did I think I’d end up reading GTA fanfiction, oh my god 😅
(This emotional rollercoaster between two friends is terrible for anyone’s health, which is exactly why I recommend it.)
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Let’s play a game. Are Trevor and Michael having sex or playing sports? Here’s some of their lines.
T: “You might want to protect your genitals.”
T: “Are you ready? Are you sure you’re ready?”
T: “I’m ready for you.”
M: “Let’s see if the old man’s still got it.”
M: “Not bad for a fat, old fool like me.”
M: “Oh yeah, I think I’ve got another one in me.”
M: “Come on!”
T: “Okay, this might hurt a little.”
M: “Let’s go again. I’m just getting warmed up.”
T: “Look out, I’m going for the face.”
M: “You really are desperate aren’t you?”
M: “If you want to go again, big daddy’s in.”
T: “Would you get in already?”
M: “Stay calm, T. Breathe.”
M: “Ahhh. Fuck!”
When I started playing this game, I had no idea what I was getting into.
I had played GTA III and GTA San Andreas and I thought, okay cool. Those games are hilarious with amazing soundtracks and badass dialogues. Rockstar knows how to write dialogue and what fans like - I already knew that.
And then ready for anything I played GTA V two years ago and it almost blew my damn mind into outer space.
Did I hear that right?
Is that a drunk psychopath (T.) telling his ex-best friend (M.) "It’s not you I hate, it’s me... I love you" ???
And is that a dildo in Trevor's room ??
And the mission with Trevor and Lamar in the truck talking about M. ?
When did it become possible to play as three different main characters and watch them hang out/date together? 😩
And why did they even put us through this emotional rollercoaster with Michael and Trevor?
GTA 5: 11/10.
Rockstar, may God bless you.
For M/M shippers I do recommend 🥲💯 I swear it's easy and fun to play