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love how white americans talk about their families having lived here for generations like? they’re always bragging about being here since like 1773 or something like okkk so the food you eat at home tastes like shit and your grandpa was killing little kids in vietnam good for you? Centuries and you still live in a boring town in Pennsylvania

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what do taylor swift and travis kelce even discuss…? like i don’t know…taylor swift is annoying and not that good imo but like. she’s clearly not dumb. travis kelce is a white american football player. he cannot be that smart. all that plus the fact that football destroys your brain…? he gonna have the mental capacity of a 10 year old in approximately 9 years….so. like i dont even know what midwestern white men do. i know some like rock music like i mean there’s a band called kansas sooo. i guess they like football. but he’s a football player so that’s too obvious. Farm?

men will see one woman doing something kinda dumb and go “Yeppppp that’s it Repeal the 19th Amendment Now” . like 99% when a woman is stupid she’s just kinda annoying and naïve. 99% of the time When a man is stupid he is a violent ape that actually needs to be put down for the betterment of society like Im genuinely so serious. Stupid women will be stupid but stupid men will be stupid and evil and that’s worse

I had a middle school math teacher that looked exactly like Mishima if he was bald. But he was Korean. And he would burp really loud and announce he was going to fart to the entire class. He was bald and infertile. One of my friends told me she heard he was smoking pot in random parking lots with teenage girls #TheRealNYC #QGTM