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do you think anyone has a ytp kink . can only get off to sentence mixed porn

do yoy think anyoyna hasasas a ytpink. can only get off to BOOBS. can only get off to DICK. can only get off to sentence mixed pentence

fuUUuf. i'm mumming

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

Do you want to know true sorrow? Can you handle unfathomable tragedy. I want you to imagine a girl who is a burger. Now imagine her crucified. Yeah, i thought not.

Lily doodle

♥️💜🏖️✨

A little bonus:

Based off this image ⬇️

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Lemme get a little sippy

caterpillar

never felt so vindicated in my entire life

I don't need to explain myself

the way she's literally this image im gonna be sick