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noise some makes is one of those game changer episodes that i don’t think would have worked NEARLY as well if they didn’t lean so hard into the bit of it. and on a related note this was kaylin’s personal circle of hell and i hope she got a fat healthy bonus for her work in this episode. but god DAMN did she make the entire show. excellent showing from the whole cast but there was something about her misery in particular that really sold this one. an instant great for her alone. can someone check on her tho

I coloured that one rocktiz doodle

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

Where's "crime scene cleanup technician" (recommendation that Indeed actually gave me one time)

you know what this means chat

the quiz:

I was wondering what happened to this post but it turns out the fucking trekkies (affectionate) got to it

sorry.

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

wait! au au

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

he was literally set on fire three days ago saving YOUR ass grace. YOU chill out. rocky get behind me

(via orc-sign-language)

mad about being chronically ill so I baked a cake about it

Making coffee at home is so great because sometimes it tastes like gorgeous actual coffee youd get for $12 & other times it tastes like ashtray water and you never know what youre doing different to make it so

#french press is the most Horse of any standard coffee making machine

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

the original tweet got deleted but i promise you this was really funny

i found it

Thankfully it’s been clarified it was a divorce.