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okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?
okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.
beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.
almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?
last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?
why are you still crying
you are not a diva. you are a disrespectful twink with subpar vibes.
[Trying to flirt in the city] I think what you said about Wong Kar Wai was really insightful
[Trying to flirt in the country] I'd love to get high with you on your porch for 5 days
[Trying to flirt in the city] I think what you said about Wong Kar Wai was really insightful
[Trying to flirt in the country] I'd love to get high with you on your porch for 5 days
Only a few lizard drawings this year!
anyway… I’ll spare you the details but he is a Certified Critter
Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*
“the soft animal of your body”….? thats my hard as fuck werewolf body to you
Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*
[ ArtFight 2026 ] [1] Leech Girl 🩸
for sylcona
*leading the dark souls knight I adopted off the street by the hand into a gas station* so this is sort of like our bonfire. They have a lot of different kinds of estus here
A couple more driftwolves (available on my kofi as adoptables!)
