Fishing mage, can cast rod
And the sequel
Cooking mage, can cast iron
My uncle would do numbers on Tumblr.
Some things he's said during our outing:
- What did he (my grandpa) get? *Looks at label* black coffee. If anyone would run on Dunkin, it's him.
- (I said his sweater looked like the guy from blues clues)
"gonna get a letter, gonna get a letter, gonna get a letter, let's see who it's from. It's from the tax collector! That guy sucks!"
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
Found it. thank you, pm seymour discord server.
dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women
reasons to HATE felix fathom
- stole my ring #myring
- impersonated my son and then started dating his dragon girlfriend
- didn't kill marinette????????
- snapped me out of existence at my OWN gala
- many other nefarious crimes
- Sassy Dog Guy in MY atelier.
- his mother looks like my dead wife
@gabrielagresteofficial can you confirm?


