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I am all ears, as we elves like to say

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Calico || 20s || he/xi || πŸ₯€βœŠοΈ || blog has some NSFT content

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I'm Calico! I'm an amateur crafter, sewer, bookbinder, fic writer etc in between semesters! Right now, I'm into Heated Rivalry and Dragon Age. My blog runs primarily on queue, averaging about 10-15 days until it will post.

You can find my Redacted ASMR playlist masterlist here.
DA:O OCs masterlist: here
DA:I OCs masterlist: here

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with β€œdear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

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His nickname at the ranch is "Fight Club" 😭 πŸ™„

Like, buddy, bring some of that fight to the squirrels how about. Though, it's interesting - I've seen this same thing before in other Hollywood Dunnit line horses: high emotional intelligence/ connection with people + big emotional responses to other horses or "threats".

Basically, big feelings all the time. Which makes him so fun to work with because he gets stuff figured out really fast, but also he's dramatic af about everything.

Okay but like not to beat the point to death but Laura Stacey really is that girl

She’s the great-granddaughter of a legendary hockey player, she bounced back and made the national team after breaking both her wrists in college, she lost gold at the Olympics and started a charity about it, she married another legendary hockey player that she fell in love with when they saw a shooting star that no one else did when they were skinny dipping with their team, they won gold at the Olympics and then had the royal wedding of Canadian women’s hockey and they have the cutest dog ever, shes alternate captain on a professional team with her wife who is the captain, they play on a line together, when she was the only captain/alternate captain not injured she led her team to first place, she leads the league in shorthanded goals this season, she scored a goal one time on her wife’s birthday when the clock showed both of their numbers, she had her knee popped back in its socket on the ice (probably) with 8 seconds left in the game then went on to assist the game winning goal in overtime that same game, she won the Walter cup with holes in her socks, anyway shes so fucking cool

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handsywoman's fic recs [pt.1]

honestly, i am doing it for the love of the game. i constantly read absolutely marvelous fics in HR fandom, and i believe they all deserve all the praise and attention. if we have the same taste in fic, you're in for a treat. if not, broaden your horizons or just skip this post altogether!

all of the listed fics are 10k+, finished, and have an explicit rating for all the right reasons. the kinks vary, but they're strictly top(dom)!Ilya and bottom(sub)!Shane.

if you like my recs and would like to have more just tell me! also don't forget to leave nice comments for the authors!

if you don't know what to comment, you can use some of these ideas:

  1. thank you for writing this!
  2. i will be thinking about this all day/week/month
  3. you're so great at ___
  4. i loved ___ scene!
  5. i am so glad i found/got reccomended your fic!
  6. i will definitely come back to reread this!
  7. this fic made me want to go through your entire library of works!
  8. this made me feel very ___
  9. WELL NOW I AM HORNY AS FUCK!

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

What’s wrong babe? You didn’t touch your cyclospora lettuce, e-coli blueberries, glass shard popsicles, salmonella jalapeΓ±os, and listeria cheese.