Have you ever named an animal after another animal? (Like naming a dog Bear, naming a cat Raven, etc)
Not really, just used animal nicknames for my cats. Like "bunny" or "mouse"

how it feels to interpret two characters’ relationship within a strictly platonic lens when every other fan of the media has nigh universally decided that a romantic interpretation is the only possible explanation for some reason
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There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!
"Oh yes, getting a therapist is super easy, dear severly depressed and socially anxious patient. Here's a list with 200 phone numbers, you just have to call each one and ask if they can take you. But many of these numbers aren't even connected anymore, but we have no idea which. Why don't you find out!"
To "go fatal attraction" means to enter a dangerous or obsessive state where a strong desire or romantic pull turns destructive, toxic, or ruinous, echoing the plot of the 1987 movie Fatal Attraction.
I don't know who she is or what any of this is about. But I like "fatal" and "Trump" in a sentence together
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too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night
tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service
customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten
sweet strawberry fields by @chamomile-mints : a one summer with you collab featuring kaishin picking strawberries hehe~
^0^ it was super fun~
project hail mary fandom is inventing kinks that have never been seen before. they're sexualizing things u couldn't even dream of. truly great work everybody
Oh jesus, I thought this person was exaggerating until I dared try this out of morbid curiosity. I hate the state of society 🤮
Avian August day 22 - Green-headed Tanager