#SaveProdigalSon

This is the worst cooking show ever.

I could keep my ear to the ground if you like.

This doesn't mean we can't run a parallel investigation. That's exactly what it means!

And, no, I didn't want to tell you that, but I did. Because that's what friends do.

I don't need a pep talk.

So, uh, this is an unconventional screening process. Though I suppose I wouldn't recommend a restaurant I hadn't eaten at.

I'm sorry. I know being my friend can be… Actually, I guess I don't know what that's like. Never had a friend like you before.

Edrisa, can you get an ID?