your nonlocal nonpracticing homosexual

rage bait works on me because I was never meant to have a phone or see a screen of any kind

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

daily mantras:

kind and helpful :)

June 6, 2026 vs BAL

charles mcadoo you are the light at the end of the long dark tunnel you are him you are the moment you are a toronto blue jay thank GOD

i like how two mlb teams are the mariners and the pirates. imagine playing baseball on a ship.

i like how three mlb teams are the blue jays, the cardinals, and the orioles. imagine playing baseball in the air.

i like how two mlb teams are the red sox and the white sox. imagine playing baseball in the washing machine.

look at my goofy bullpen

|| toronto blue jays vs. tampa bay rays || august 19th, 2026 ||

five years ago today, nick castellanos hit a drive into deep left field and a meme was born

I'm thinking of getting a binder and I looked up one of the biggest concerns I have first and started cackling at the top result

made it a one run game after being down 1 - 7 and we’re getting injured left and right so who really won

live look at ernie clement on the bench tn