*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

someone has to fetishize canadians

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

sometimes when two people love each other very much, they don't do anything and nothing happens

This is Kirk's shirt from Star Trek's III and IV. You have never, ever seen it like this before.

I'm not even sure it is a shirt. Why did they do this. Why did they decide to add what they added. Star Trek III and IV are never going to be the same because I am going to be aware that William Shatner's James T. Kirk is wearing this shirt.

(also it is up for auction. Link here)

Just got out of the theater from seeing the Hadestown proshot, and it was absolutely incredible, but I do believe Christopher Nolan went through the runtime of Hadestown, found all the quietest and most emotional moments, and decided to out loud as fuck explosions in the Odyssey at exactly those times as a malicious plot to ruin the moviegoing experience of me, specifically

It was kind of nice during "His Kiss, the Riot," though. The feling of distant explosions rumbling through the theater gave a real cool 4-D experience to Patrick Page's extremely deep voice.

[ID: The @/lesbianjarjarbinks "they aren't actually using pyrotechnics. ray toro can just do that," post edited to read, "that isn't actually sound coming in from the IMAX theater nextdoor. Patrick Page can just do that. End ID.]

Also I mentioned this to my sister as we were leaving the theater and she went, "Ohhhhhhh, the Odyssey! The only movie I'd seen promo for going in was Toy Story 5 and I kept going, 'What the hell is happening in Toy Story 5?'"

dinner ^_^ garlic cloves for house, & the skins for me

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

We could have stopped here

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

discord has turned people into wild animals

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days