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every time i do this i remember why i hate changing my theme. it takes forevvveeerrrr why do i torture myself like this?? am i a masochist?? scaramouche??

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π”Œ . . . ππ‘π„π’π‚π‘πˆππ“πˆπŽπ: π‚π‡π€πŽπ’ κ’±

✧ living forever was supposed to make you untouchable, not perpetually ill. all you wanted was a nap and some herbal tea. instead, you got adopted, scolded, doted on, and occasionally kidnapped by teyvat’s most eccentric (and hottest) personalities. honestly, at this point, you’re the real archon of healthcare. ― albedo + alhaitham + ayato + cyno + dottore + diluc + kaeya + kaveh + kazuha + lyney + neuvillette + scaramouche + tartaglia + thoma + tighnari + wriothesley + xiao + zhongli x reader ⋆ incl. mentions of ilness, passing out, deathΒ  πœ—ΰ§Ž reader is ill and sickly, however they're immortal, so they won't ever die. in other words, they're perpetually sick. there are a few death jokes (iirc, they're in Diluc's part) anyways . . . i had fun writing this ⸜(q˃ α΅• Λ‚ )⸝♑ 

i reread this and nearly died of cuteness. i get why people like it so much

π”Œ . . . ππˆππ†π—πˆπ κ’±

✧ 魈 οΉ’οΉ’ π–Ή­ you thought giving a qingxin flower to an adeptus would be a sweet act of gratitude. wrong. now you're married to him, unbeknownst to you. ― xiao x gn!reader (it should be gender netural, please please lmk if i accidentally messed that up) ⋆ incl. fluff, crack, both xiao and reader are oblivious dolts, prideful reader which causes reader to be annoying at times ❃ ུ Ϋͺ wc. 3.9k πœ—ΰ§Ž the double space was getting annoying to type... thank you for 1k followers omg. i've been working on this for a while and i still can't stand the ending.

Syrialcake be everywhere I swear cuz how are we moots too 😭

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😭😭 truly worldwide

omg thank you guys for 1k followers... i so don't deserve that many i barely post on there.. should i do a 1k followers event? idk what i would even do lowkey