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Jammy Dodgers

@bitch-potatoes

Taking fic requests/recs ☆☆☆ full time cringe

🍄🫧🌌Jam (in a nutshell)🌈🧬🎵

*CHANGED MY USER*

Hello Tumblr

I've had this account far too long to not have an intro post (I actually just lurked to stalk Ao3 authors I liked for updates for years)

So.... anyway...

I'm Jam (as in Jammy Dodgers)

I'm trying to get into fic writing, not sure how that's gonna go but I have loads of drafts anyway. My Ao3 @ is nonbinary_potatoes. I'm also an aspiring novelist, I've been slowly working on a book when I have the motivation for about a year or so but I'm just going easy because I don't want to kill my passion for it.

Fandoms I like:

  • Marauders era
  • Rick Riordan verse
  • Hunger games
  • The Owl House
  • Dreamworks trolls, but shhh
  • Five Nights at Freddies
  • Arcane
  • Dan and Phil
  • The maze runner

(I don't support Disney nor JKR incase that wasnt obvious)

General Info:

-Pronouns: They/Them (in gendered languages, I prefer masculine)

Music: David Bowie, Queen, Marc Bolan/T-Rex, ABBA, Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Hozier, Glass animals, Mitski, Fangclub, cigarettes after sex, korn, mother mother, TøP, (I pretty much listen to anything tbh)

Age: 18-20

Please feel free to send microfic requests/prompts through my ask, or just ask me anything - im happy to just chat. They help keep my motivation up for bigger projects. And I'm always happy to add moots, I lowkey need friends anyway.

My fics

Water of the womb, blood of the covenant:

Black brother angst

Wolfstar, Rosekiller, Jegulus, Dorlene,(eventually, it's slow burn asf)

My tags

#jam yaps - the tag I yap on, just random thoughts mostly

#jam vents - the tag I complain about things that suck on

#jam draws - this is where I post my mid tier artwork

#jam likes music - random music lyrics or songs I enjoy

#jam is horny on main - self explanatory I fear

#jam is pretentious - this is where I bitch about details or just generally behave like a knob to correct things with things I find logical

The moots masterlist

Sorry for the tag

If you yearn to be a moot, just lemme know (I don't bite)

Grandchildren:

Great grandchildren:

My first moot:

People too cool for me:

Actual celebrities /hj:

Special souls:

I'm too scared to the start a conversation but we're moots and thus friends:

Girls if you see this I am stuffing you full of high calorie and fat and protein food. For the boob and butt and hip growth, you see

Make girls fatter today, eat more carbs :)

For the girls with *certain* brainworms:

Your transition is fueled by calories and fat specifically. Unless you are extremely blessed by genetics, you will not grow the boobs, etc. you want without puttin calories in it, because boobs are almost entirely fat and have to GAIN new fat to make them.

Also if you feel you’re not developing fast enough, or as fast as the other girls, ask your mom, aunt, or grandma (on mom’s side) (if you safely can) if women in their side of the family family are early or late bloomers—it will legit help dysphoria so much to be able to go “oh, yeag my friend got D cups in 6 months on estrogen, but women in my family were the last in their classes to start puberty” rather than despairing that your transition is “just obviously a failure”. Trust me, I know and I was there too and my body is still growing and changing a LOT more 5 years on E bc my momma was a late bloomer too.

IF YOU ARE SCROLLING AND HAVEN’T EATEN RECENTLY, THIS IS A SIGN TO GET UP AND GO EAT

Reblog it to make the girls around you go eat too 😤

A visual example of antiblackness- really of white European cultural dominance and racism as a whole- applied and hidden in plain sight:

The entirety of the blue section is all of the International section on Europe (interestingly it's got Turkey at the end.)

That yellow box? ALL of Africa.

Just size comparison and context, that orange section is Japan. One singular country vs an entire continent. Every time we say "African" versus having specific European countries and cultures to reference... That's not coincidental!

The damn sink's knocking at the door, gone head and let that in 😐

love how many of y’all wanna give Grace mercury poisoning. yeah let him eat that rock out then die. that’s what best friends are for.

Rocktiz my beloved, human kissing Vs Eridian kissing (° ³ °)(⁠´⁠ε⁠`⁠ ⁠)

You know how fucked up it would be if Rocky died first? Like, Grace, Rocky, and Adrian all expect Grace to die first because humans have shorter life spans and Grace has already been through a lot health wise due to the mission. But then one day Rocky gets sick, really sick, similar to what his crew went through. And of course Grace, Adrian, and the greater Eridian community do everything possible to save him but it’s not enough. Rocky passes away, grateful to have his loved ones at his side, leaving behind a grief and survivor’s guilt stricken Grace and Adrian. Wouldn’t that be super fucked up?

Imagine leaving the only place you know, by force, choosing not to go back; and then by the time you get to this new unknown home the only reason you went, your only connection to this foreign land - is gone. Dead. And now youre alone surrounded by strangers who you cant even really be in the same room as, millions of miles from home.

Apparently when i was a kid as soon as i could dictate what i wanted for christmas i asked for nothing but a 'glamorous chair' in my letters to santa over and over until my mum got tired of my relentless faggotry and staplegunned a purple feather boa to a stool for me