*showing a customer bad luck brian* and he’s famous for always having bad luck. Isn’t that kind of sad?

1 hit off this and i start to find myself

You guys have convinced me. Fart jokes may actually be the only thing that’s funny.

LETS LET FRIDAY GET US PREGNANT

Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

rise of the shadow wolf

you've really got to watch out for the shadow wolves theyre basically fucking everywhere these days

I’m using pee for the toilet. To pee it

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

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石子 Stones

Translated by Guandi Wu( @sarah.guandiwu )

Say hello to my little hi

Keep it real:

If I threw a "Black Ops 3" concert

would you come?

Gordon Ramsay to his students after a huge bout of diarrhea

what i’ve done here is essentially blast the potty

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

turn off dog gravity and the earth suddenly falls out of the sun’s orbit

thos video is killinh me