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Beckiboos

@beckiboos / beckiboos.tumblr.com

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blogfor my memes and gaming. Banner OC's left to right Calliope Skyrim, Vinia Cyberpunk 2077, Samriel Baldurs Gate 3. Main fandoms BG3, Dragon Age, Fallout, Cyberpunk 2077, Skyrim and Mass Effect. Also any random stuff I find funny...actually I have no idea what this blog is anymore | Apparently Roadrunners are real and I should just go outside more. So far the tally is squirrels 158 roadrunners 0 but I’m hopeful
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Hello children gather round as I shall tell you all a dream I had last night I dream I have named

Kevin

So me and my friends (bunch of people I have never met in my life) are in a pretty modern mansion air BnB on holiday somewhere tropical and sunny. The rental was a side annex on the property not part of the main house owned by an old man and his family called Kevin. The rental we had was kinda run down compared to the house but whatever it was cheap had a few rules going in don’t feed his cat (fat shaming the cat) and no parties.

Anyway holiday is going well but that night DRAMA power cut. Me and my friends except one were lighting candles having a chat. Then the one friend had gone to find the owner came back but found a young guy coincidentally also named Kevin. Anyway Kevin comes in and suddenly our chat starts getting busier and busier as Kevin has brought all his friends over and found hidden stashes of drinks and party favours and an old generator connected to strings lights and music and suddenly it’s accidentally PARTY. Now his friends are kind of weird… they all various ages, all guys but all dressed like the theme was through the decades. One guy dressed like the 80’s, one guy dressed like the 40’s etc. Anyway party starts to really get going and in comes old man KEVIN. Busted right? Nope old man and his family have come to party! Then young Kevin finds the basement has started to flood and a section of wall has gone really soft and he pushes the wall through. We are all pretty stupid and drunk at this point and with permission from the old man we go exploring a dark basement hidden passage! Then we find a weird round chamber with a coffin in the middle of the room and 8 tall stone mirrors facing the coffin. The old man stands in the middle and all the guys stand in front of each mirror. Turns out THEY ARE ALL KEVIN. The same Kevin. From different moments of his life this guys been time traveling to the same party over and over again. Turns out this fucker he’s immortal BUT A BIGGER BUT every time he was supposed to die in his life he would have an older clone version of himself (I guess the age he was supposed to be?) appear. So 8 time travelling Kevin’s and old man Kevin have been coming to this party over and over his whole life because it was the best party he had ever been to. But then old man Kevin… he suddenly collapses and sadly…dies. Properly dies. Turn out this party he’s been coming to over and over his whole life with his clones was actually his funeral. The old man got to die at the best party of his life surrounded by his family, my friends and the herd of Kevin’s.

Tbf it was a great party

#dream#Kevin#one time i dreamt
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Oh what kind of person am I? Oh I’m the person in the group that says something that’s completely ignored and then starts to spiral that I said something socially unacceptable then someone else says the exact same thing and everyone laughs and says what a good idea that was and then I get comments about how I don’t make an effort to join in…

So I guess I’m a ghost

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Reblogged atombombbaby
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why don't they make videogame systems as sexy and fuckable as the psp anymore? nothing gets me going more than the soft metallic clank of the umd drive springing open.

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Reblogged 1989nihil
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my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

#give me options ok#I don’t mind if someone wants to use an app#but if I want to use my change I can
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Reblogged 1989nihil
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Hey guys please pay attention to any new changes on these platforms in the terms of service. I, y’know, just have a feeling that we’re about to see a major uptick in censorship.

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Had someone with their whole chest tell me that websites changing their Terms of Service is not the same as censorship, and I just want to clear something up: if a web platforms CEO is called to congress to discuss how their platform is being used in a way that the government believes opposes them, and then that CEO chooses to change the terms of service to ensure no one can talk badly about said government or political figures who align themselves with it, then yes that’s censorship.

#I like that tumblr never gets invited
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Reblogged 1989nihil
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Hey guys please pay attention to any new changes on these platforms in the terms of service. I, y’know, just have a feeling that we’re about to see a major uptick in censorship.

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Had someone with their whole chest tell me that websites changing their Terms of Service is not the same as censorship, and I just want to clear something up: if a web platforms CEO is called to congress to discuss how their platform is being used in a way that the government believes opposes them, and then that CEO chooses to change the terms of service to ensure no one can talk badly about said government or political figures who align themselves with it, then yes that’s censorship.

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Reblogged koda-shoulda-woulda-but-didnt
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macassarebony-deactivated202603
“Never let your enemy tell you how many of you there are. Never let the man that you’re against form your opinions. This is the trick that’s played on everyone who’s oppressed: when you have a revolution in a country, the first thing you take over is the radio. Then, you start telling the people that the war is over, so all of them surrender. They believe that thing right there. And once they take that over, they start telling you where you are and where they are, and you fall right in line — it’s plain thought control. The majority of the American people aren’t segregationists. The majority of the American people aren’t imperialists. But the government is. The structure is; the power faction is. So, how, then, do all the majority go along with it? Because those who sit in power over the television, over the radio, and over the press are constantly telling those who are the masses how free they are, how this they are, and how that they are.”
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Reblogged i-m-not-o-fucking-kay
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I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

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Reblogged thesavagemuffin
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pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.

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like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao

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guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.

this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.

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ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.

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i declined.

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shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.