Second Least Fuckable Guy in the Matrix

Hogan McLaughlin

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

Megan Thee Stallion for her self-titled album.

i will forever treasure this omegle interaction

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

No.

Ourselves A Self

i’m just saying it wouldn’t be outside the realm of the cats: jellicle ball if grizabella were being ostracized because she posted some anti-ziganist or fatphobic tweets 20 years before the events of the musical

A Your Fave Is Problematic-esque cancellation for reasons that turned out to be minor when time passed explains why the cats in Jellicle Ball are somewhat more apologetic and open to letting Grizabella back in the fold, but why she has a chip on her shoulder about the way they treated her. The older/middle-aged cats realize they overreacted, but from Grizabella's perspective, it's too little, too late when they should have stood by her, while the younger kittens don't really have the social context for what happened, since it was so long ago. Also explains why Old Deuteronomy wants to reach out but is ashamed to look at her--he had similar ill-advised/problematic posts but they were either never discovered or ignored, because of his privileged position in the Jellicleverse.

if he was bitten by a small burger he would be slider-man. just something to consider going forward

Mamdani’s New York invites you to a one-night stay at the Sex Hospital

PROMETHEUS (2012) • Dir. Ridley Scott

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

do not forget this