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Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

It took them two tries to ban it?

Looked it up and found a pretty good source for NASA banning the space cowboy:

Here's a direct quote:

"When Rowan and Martin brought the show’s cast out in costume to dance around during the next song, “Who’s Knocking on My Door,” the Ledge walked offstage, irritated that they had turned it into a joke. The rejection continued a few years later, in 1973, when NASA mission control used “Paralyzed” to wake up astronauts, and the crew performed so poorly that day that the government banned the song."

Apperantly he is still working with a NASA affiliate:

"Ironically, after earning the distinction of having created the only song ever banned by NASA from outer space, he is currently employed with top security clearance by a private NASA partner. You just can’t keep that guy off the launchpad."

[Image ID #1: A paragraph from the Legendary Stardust Cowboy Wikipedia article: "In 1973, NASA used the song to wake up members of its space crew. The crew was allegedly so distracted from the shock over the course of the day that NASA forbade the use of the song for that purpose ever again, effectively banning the song from space." End Image ID.]

[Image ID #2: Uncredited tags: #i just found a log of nasa wakeup calls #what do you mean bob crippen played this to the skylab 3 and 4 crews #what do you mean HE DID THIS TO TWO DIFFERENT CREWS End Image ID #2.]

[Image ID #3: A black screen with text at the bottom in the same font as the end title to Cowboy Bebop, but instead of saying "See you space cowboy..." like normal, it says "Shut the fuck up space cowboy..." End Image ID #3.]

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing

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The titties b in the seatbelt like %

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

this is it. this is the photo of all time

I’M LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLOOOOO SEEN YOUR PRETTY ASS SOON AS YOU CAME IN THE DOOOOOR I JUST WANNA CHILL GOT A SACK FOR US TO ROLLLL

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“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year