Reblogged thebiscuiteternal
thought about them had a breakdown bon appétit
Reblogged skoomapipe
The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were
"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right
yeah i guess so
Reblogged aya-ney
Reblogged laikaspeaks
Laika
-Original art by Mag Magazine
-Procreate, digital ink on paper
Reblogged hailed-marys
my take on genderbent girlgrace is that she wouldn't be butch, though not because she'd dress differently from how guygrace does in the movie, but because grace's movie costumes just aren't particularly masc. a woman wearing knit sweaters, jeans, and graphic tees generally doesn't read as gender nonconforming, those are pretty gender neutral looks. the most capital-m Masculine outfit grace has the whole film is the one he wears in class at the beginning, and even then if you just lose the blazer and tie that's exactly how a bunch of my female teachers dressed in middle and high school. I think a fem grace has hair long enough to tie back and wears candy flavored lip gloss that she completely eats off her lips within an hour of putting it on and other than that she's pretty much exactly the same.
Reblogged tauforged
when I was a kid I thought the british didn't have weed because the mere idea of having the munchies and being surrounded by nothing but british food was so upsetting. so I chose to believe they just didn't have weed
and u were right to think that
Reblogged tauforged
"Alright so... Please explain this pet play fantasy again?"
"Okay do you're a massive facility AI meant to take care of all of your servers and data and conduct dubiously ethical experiments somewhere deep in your recesses."
".... Okay. And you are...?"
"I am a small creature that scurries through your long halls and shifting walls. I was born within you and I will die within you. You see me as a common pest, but I love you and am secretly helping you maintain efficiency in several key areas. My goal is to be noticed by you."
"babe how do we roleplay this? How is this even a sex thing?"
Reblogged jannelle-o
let's all say thank you to the ao3 volunteers who i hear are having A Week
Reblogged figuraine
nuzzling
Reblogged figuraine
little sad grace
Reblogged dynjay
well well well if it isn’t august slipping away
Reblogged stealthetrees
someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....
Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.
Had a soul-searing moment where I sat unblinking trying to figure out what a "hand sewn 18th century butthole" could be for, until I read that again.
Reblogged corvidcall
