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bewildering and off-putting

@almostevil665

cacophony of crows erupts as the witch in all his glory crests over the hill

THE HOST.

he shambles around his chateau with his harem of winnowed lovers, feasting and pleasuring himself at his whim. he dons a wicked bone mask shaped in the style of a wolf. his wicked right eye peers out of a hollowed hole, while the left is covered by a large red painted 'X'. he keeps a necklace of eyes, teeth, and fingers from less than grateful guests to his humble abode.

he is misshapen and putrid. who knows what truly lies underneath the greasy rags he wears as a cloak.

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The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

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in this fantasy world, theres no homophobia or sexism! but the governments are still patriarchal monarchies and everyone still adheres to the standard nuclear family, two things that have absolutely no relation to homophobia and sexism whatsoever

official dnd post