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octavia

@absurddino / absurddino.tumblr.com

ao3- absurddino / she/her / 18+ / uses likes as bookmarks / multi-shipper for life !!

introducing absurddino!

hi! my name is via! it's nice to meet you!

I've been meaning to make an intro post for a really long while and now I'm finally actually doing it after over a year of procrastinating lol

what you'll find on this blog: fandom reblogs, other things I find funny/want to reblog, original (fandom) posts (like aus, my own writing, memes?), and the occasional nsfw posts (minors be careful!)

about me

♡ my fandoms: I'm most active in the thiam/teen wolf fandom right now

♡ other media I really like: supernatural, stranger things, the flash, legends of tomorrow, B99, gossip girl, the hunger games, PJO, mean girls, clueless, big hero 6, h2o: just add water, and much more

♡ other than that, I also like tea, the color pink, books, happy songs (or just songs I can sing along to loudly), making new friends, thinking of new scenarios to put my favorite idiot werewolves in, stories (in any shape or form), bright colors, positivity

♡ I really dislike mean people >:( if you're here to be a hater, please leave!! and I absolutely hate ai for all of the obvious reasons :)

♡ I’ve watched teen wolf maybe about 7 times? except I haven’t been able to watch it in full for a while since it’s not available on netflix anymore (although I did rewatch season 6a last year when I was writing my fic THMH)

♡ my favorite teen wolf characters (besides thiam…) are probably Isaac and Lydia, although I honestly love all of them — it’s hard to choose!

♡ I’m one of those people that can get behind a lot of headcanons/ships as long as they kind of make sense (and my headcanons can change a lot depending on what fic I’m writing as well)

tags

I've been horrible at tagging my posts in the past, but I'll try my very best to remember to do so now!

#absurddino - all my original posts

#absurd asks - all my answered asks

#my writing - all my original writing, from drabbles to long fics and rambles about my wips

when making posts about a certain wip or fic, I will tag them with an according "special" tag (i.e. "#SDK" for my wip "Scotty Doesn't Know")

shameless self-promo

my wips*

♡ Scotty Doesn't Know (thiam) — chapter one available on June 21st!

theo and liam start secretly hooking up to blow off steam
tags: friends with benefits to lovers, porn with plot, idiots in love
chapters: 12
goal wc: around 120k
stage: writing and editing
tag: #SDK

♡ theo is a clown au (thiam)

theo is a scare actor at a haunted house in town, liam is as much terrified as he is aroused (based on this post)
tags: crack treated seriously, college au, human au
stage: brainstorming

♡ ewb competition au

theo and liam compete to see who is better in bed, and what’s a better way to do that than to fuck each other until one comes out victorious?
tags: smut, college au, enemies with benefits to lovers
stage: brainstorming

♡ purgatory au

the spn x thiam au where liam (werwolf) and theo (hunter) meet in purgatory (based on this post)
tags: spn au, hunter theo, angst
stage: brainstorming

♡ crying curse au

theo gets hit with a crying curse (based on this post)
tags: established relationship, smut, fluff
goal wc: around 10k
stage: plotting

feel free to ask about any one of them, if you're curious!

*titles may not be final

thank you for taking the time to get to know me! if there's anything else you'd like to know or if you'd just like to chat, feel free to send me an ask or dm, i love meeting new people!

last updated: 28/06/2026

What season is your favorite? (Of teen wolf?)

I‘m watching the first episode now and I gotta say it kinda has the same vibe as pretty little liars :]

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Probablyyyy season 5 or 6, but i also really like the aesthetic of the first few seasons... honestly, I like all of them what can I say 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ they're all really different and have different stakes and different characters, which makes it really hard to choose 😭 so I'll just pick all of them hehe

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post s6b thiam friends to lovers: they kiss for the first time when theo is at liam’s place for playing video games, a few days later they make plans to hang out again and liam hopes he will get to kiss theo again but he also wants it to be perfect so he does things like buying lip balm but he didn’t know he accidentally bought flavored lip balm, but theo is already at the door, so he just wipes it off with his hand and then when they make out later theo tastes the lip balm and teases him about it

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because theo grew up as a failed dread doctor experiment treated like trash, soft words completely undo him.

liam realizes early on that if he wants theo to completely melt, all he has to do is drop his voice, hold theo’s face, and tell him, “you’re doing so good for me, theo” or “look at you, taking all of this so well”

theo will literally choke back a sob, hide his face in liam’s neck, and cling to him for dear life. it’s the only time theo’s walls completely crumble.

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because theo grew up as a failed dread doctor experiment treated like trash, soft words completely undo him.

liam realizes early on that if he wants theo to completely melt, all he has to do is drop his voice, hold theo’s face, and tell him, “you’re doing so good for me, theo” or “look at you, taking all of this so well”

theo will literally choke back a sob, hide his face in liam’s neck, and cling to him for dear life. it’s the only time theo’s walls completely crumble.

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This is really petopher coded to me. Except for the blushing, maybe, but don't tell me peter wouldn't claim the bed like that. Diva

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I. Deadass. Laughed. So. Suddenly. And. So. Hard. I. Blocked. My. Ears. For. A. Full. Minute. 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 BROOOOOOOOOOOOO omg SPOT ON!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Christopher Argent, the mood killer that you are ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ fantasy breaker ❤️❤️❤️ boner denier ❤️❤️ And Peter is crying on the inside omgggggg

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I think the ao3 volunteers deserve a huge round of applause during this Wattpad migration, if the amount of false reports on fics is to be believed. The volunteers work their arses off as it is and now they have tons more to wade through because some people can't grasp don't like don't read.

The real unsung heros in this migration.

ohhh my god its that one panel during the first elevator scene, right after theo decides to be the bait. where liam just rests his head on the elevator door almost as if to hear theos heartbeat. and we can subtly hear the sounds outside alluding to the fact that liam can hear him. and he's pressed up against the door for seconds trying to hear if theo's okay. like he's trying to make sure theos still alive. like. jesus. and you hear a bang and the quiet resolve and shock in liam's face as he leans forward to collapse against the elevator. i hate them so much.

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WIP THURSDAY: Captain Yukimura 🥍🦊

Thanks for the tag @royal-callahxn :))

Kira has never been more aware of her posture in her life. She tries to look away but there are only so many places she can stare at without meeting one of her teammates' unsure faces. Digging into her small pockets with her trembling hands, she tries to ignore the hushed gossip amongst the sleepy boys surrounding her. This is just another morning practice, she tries to tell herself. The… first morning practice with her as captain.

She swallows hard, trying to avoid looking at Quentin who just whispered to Amram, "I think she's gonna throw up."

Is she supposed to do something? Should she say something? Probably not. It would be weird, right? And what would she say, anyway? They all know she got the captain title because Coach went on a tirade about Scott's spotty attendance record. She's still waiting for Coach to tell her that, now that he slept on it, Scott is going to stay captain. Please, let him say she's not captain anymore!

She feels even worse when Scott offers a small thumbs-up. It's clear he doesn't fully mean it. He actually looks a bit sad. But it's true that it's the first time in months Kira has seen Scott attend a morning practice. Was that Coach's plan all along?

A strident whistle noise blasts the morning quiet to smithereens and everyone urgently covers their ears, turning towards the source of the sound.

"Yukimura! You're in charge of the warm-up! Make them bleed!!!!" Coach screams at the top of his lungs before he blows another ear-splitting whistle noise.

While Coach starts walking away from the group, the teens all take a moment to regain their hearing, waiting for the ring of the whistle to fade, but by the time they look back, Kira has fully turned into a statue. Her eyes wide with fear, it takes her 30 seconds to open her mouth and then another minute to come up with something to say.

"This is bad," Liam whispers to Scott, a pained wince on his face.

Scott was raised right, so he has the decency not to nod or say anything.

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Kinktober 2026 prompts!

seeing as quite some people enjoyed my prompts list last year, I decided to create a new one for 2026! enjoy!

  1. sex demon / dancing / power bottom
  2. sounding / choking / shoulders
  3. porn magazine / accidental voyeurism / webcam
  4. priest kink / glasses / size difference
  5. mile high club / strap on / polaroids
  6. period sex / somnophilia / angel
  7. flogging / sex tape / secret
  8. wet dreams / lingerie / soft
  9. language kink / smoking / boot worship
  10. sharing sex toys / tension / hair pulling
  11. one night stand / voice kink / piercings
  12. belt / outdoor sex / spanking
  13. cheating / 69 / unprofessional
  14. sexual fantasy / handcuffs / hot tub
  15. stretching / costume / wax play
  16. free use / cum eating / play fighting
  17. pool / body swap / porn stars
  18. body shots / PDA / threesome
  19. custom toy / cum as lube / control
  20. object insertion / telephatic bond / thighs
  21. monster sex / oral fixation / chains
  22. humping / degradation / scratching
  23. (trying) new things / birthday sex / role reversal
  24. ABO dynamics / throat / marathon sex
  25. orgy / food play / tongue
  26. office sex / cock and ball torture / hate
  27. gun play / coming untouched / tattoos
  28. impact play / begging / thigh highs
  29. tickling kink / clothed sex / skirt
  30. game / nudes / getting caught
  31. wrestling / frotting / jock strap

use this however you like!! use one prompt, use all, use none, combine them! it's your life, your fic, do what you want!!!!

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the scene at the zoo where liam is explaining his mykonos plan, and theo looks at him with heart eyes is so sweet, especially because literally seconds before, theo says “the hell are we doing in this place anyways” and immediately throws his skepticism out the window at liam’s nerdy thought process. he would do anything and everything for liam

If Scott were to give Stiles the bite he would simultaneously take his pain away while biting him.

He would want Stiles to feel as little pain as possible.

Have u read classics? :]

(Pls tell me if I send too many asks….)

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I'm pretty sure I've only read one English classic and its the picture of Dorian Gray (unless Shakespeare counts as classics, then I've read two, including Romeo and Juliet). But like, i genuinely have no idea what counts as a classic tbh...