🕊spicy astro placements &
their culture 💗🤍💗
for more spicy astro posts, check masterlist I & masterlist II
💗 Libra Moon culture is whispering to themselves “ I don’t chase I attract” whenever they feel their need to control rise up💀
💗 Capricorn Mercury culture is being the true grammar nazi. The urge to laugh awkwardly instead of correcting people when they spell something wrong is real.
💗 Taurus Moon culture is having the literal poker face. Y'all aren’t one to throw a fist in the face of crisis because “there’s no point ” and you’d rather to just “solve it” instead🙄 Your emotions are valid btw I’m just sayin ugh open up please shordy
💗 Lilith in the 9th culture is falling asleep during lectures and get straight A’s. It’s annoying how smart yall are.
💗 Water Mars culture and the sudden urges to break into your s/o’s phone to check if they’re on Tinder just to find out that there’s no Tinder and they actually ordered your birthday cake a month early😃
💗 Chart ruler in the 11th culture is literally being obsessed with their friends. Like damn wdym blood is thicker than water my friends were my lifeline I have them on speed dial 🥱
💗 Aquarius Venus culture is looking at your Venus dominant friends screaming & crying over a guy saying that they’d take a bullet for him because thats “true love” but you just think that’s mf destructive as hell💀
💗 Sun in the first culture is being a complete charmer and super aware of their worth but secretly wish someone could just reciprocate that energy for once like jeez it’s not that hard😐
💗 Virgo Mars culture is saving the piece of food they like the most for last for their lowest moments. And literally throw a fist when they can’t locate it and bark at anyone within a 2 miles radius. Don’t take their shit without asking them.
💗 Taurus + Virgo placements culture is dragging your ass to the gym after a nightout because you need to “feel like yourself again”
💗 Pisces moon culture is oozing good vibes and charm while in reality they deadass prefer bed above all else.
💗 Moon-Saturn aspects culture is laughing out loud everytime someone thinks you don’t know what they’re doing. Scary mfs who are good with seeing through people tbh
💗 Pisces moon culture is surprising people with your darker side. People rarely expect them to be so cynical but they can truly be hella cynical💀💀
💗 Aries Moon culture is literally getting annoyed at the smallest thing but it takes a lot for you to actually get mad 😽
💗 Moon in 6th house culture is hogging the couch all day to be “productive” but in your own terms, can literally channel out any noises when they’re hyper focused its scary ngl
💗 Aries Moon culture is having a soft spot for your friends like “oh you hooked up with the guy I had a thing with? What’s your reason for it? Do you value our friendship tho if you sincerely apologize I may still lowk forgive you” kind of people💀💀
💗 Cancer Rising culture is rather staying single for years rather than officially dating the wrong people who can damage your reputation
💗 Aries Rising culture is listening to sad music when they’re in absolute bliss.. weird mfs..
💗 Libra Venus culture is looking at your fixed Venus friends with fear in your eyes like uh.. how do y'all get so obsessive chill love is meant to be fun🤠🤠
💗 Cancer Mars culture is forever leaving a snarky remark as a “don’t fuck w me or I’ll fuck u up” sign to people who make a rude joke to you
💗 1st house stellium culture is rather jump off a cliff before giving in to others demands. Literally super stubborn, especially worse if theres fiery planets like the Sun involved 😐
💗 Virgo placements culture is forever messaging people they’re not close to as if there’s another person reading the convo. No face no case duh
💗 Jupiter dominant culture is patiently wait for blondie to drop her album so you can go off on Jake Gyllenhaal again.
💗 Aries placements culture is secretly having an obsession with Selena Gomez?? Like every Aries placements had that phase where they’re #TeamSelena I swear.
💗 Pisces Moon culture is fully believing that people who kill the vibe at parties should be convicted for their crime.
💗 Pisces Mars culture is living a double life. Everyone only rarely sees the side of you where you probably have a stash of secret items hidden somewhere as your safe space.
💗 Sun square Lilith culture is running away from anything that potentially triggers your childhood wounds and always have that voice at the back your head telling you to stand up for yourself. Always find themselves fighting authority.
💗 Cancer placements culture is the inability of throwing things away because it hold “too many memories”
💗 Scorpio Venus culture is getting turned on when you’re being teased. They’re hella playful don’t forget that🥱
💗 Virgo Moon culture is locking themselves up in their room blasting high frequency music and deactivating socials when something serious happened. You can hear them doing breathing exercises if you stop talking for a second.
💗 Leo Venus culture is being terrified of getting into relationships because you know how hard you can simp LMAOOOO
💗 Leo Moon culture is laying on their couch overthinking about life then decided they can’t do this anymore and put on a mask to become the fun friend for the night bc they don’t want to “kill the vibe”
💗 Scorpio Venus/Mars culture is literally having no patience with people in the talking stage. One ick and you’re blocked sweetie.
💗 Taurus placements culture is adding 188382 random items to your cart with a straight face because iN tHe nAmE oF sElF cArE
💗 Moon in 8th house culture is purposely avoiding personal questions and keep matching the other person energy until you both starts to grey and THEN you open up🥰🥰
💗 Venus in 4th house culture is loving someone who makes you feel secure. Not the type to go sleep around but will act like they are down for it😌 The second you tryna link they’ll DIP GOD SPEED. Not just anyone is welcome to their home LOL
💗 Sagittarius placements culture is deadass having no chill. You’re nagging too much about how I never reply? Cool! Blocked😋 literally no fucks given
💗 Virgo Mars culture is heading straight outside or do something productive the second they’re stressed like who needs therapy? I’ll do pushups lol
💗 Cancer Moon culture is turning into this emoji 🥺 everytime their sneaky link getting a bit too wifey/hubby material but immediately dip because you’re terrified of catching feels
💗 Venus in 12th house culture is gatekeeping your romantic interest. Like damn you didn’t know I slept with him? Ya it was 2 years ago I sWeAr I told you🙄🙄🙄
💗 Venus dominant culture is screaming “NO BAD VIBES GUYS PLEASE” every-time your friends start to ruin your zen day. Aggressively passive people.
💗 Libra Mercury culture is taking a deep breath when someone is being straight up rude. Like “not fucking today Joshua no drama🥰”
💗 Mars dominant culture is blushing everytime someone compliments your style like dang this is literally why I put in effort.
💗 Mars dominant culture is absolutely LOSING it over the smaller things but will remain abnormally calm when a crisis surfaced.
💗 Venus-Pluto aspects culture is having a full LinkedIn profile with a backstory and 200+ connections🥰 Hate the game not the players sweetie
💗 Cardinal Mars culture is literally leading people on for fun. No one can change my mind.
💗 Venus conjunct Uranus culture is secretly in love with your bestfriends.
💗 Moon-Pluto aspects culture always had the emo phase where they’re like “no one understands me🖤 darkness has my back⛓ there’s beauty in sufferings🚬”
💗 Lilith trine ASC culture is obsessing over the idea of domination omg. Fully bloom once they allow their provocative and rebellious side to rise<3
💗 Sun conjunct Venus culture is being so straight up like “ya I have a type. I’m not gonna lie I mf have a specific type. Here are my list of requirements ”
💗 Saturn in 11th house culture is actually has a lot of friends. However, they lose friends who are not mature enough for them or vice versa constantly
💗 Venus in 8th house culture is unable to move on from your ex’s family.
💗 Aries Rising culture is being the most loyal mfs alive. Like how tf do you stand your ground so proudly AND look like a baddie doing it??
💗 Scorpio Venus culture is believing that the closest bond one should have is with their partner. Fight me.
💗 Virgo Rising culture is internally screaming everytime you start feeling a bit too much for someone and accidentally let your possessive side slip out, like mf you get right back here I can’t afford to simp just yet😩
💗 Jupiter dominant culture is being the happiest bundle of joy alive but cross them once and they coming for your neck💀
💗 Aries Moon culture is fighting the icks you get from meeting new people within 10 mins.
💗 Mercury-ASC aspects culture is instantly regretting your words and make up for it by awkwardly laughing like bhahaha look at that bonsai tree guys.
CAN I HAVE AN OWA OWA IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR??? So this is the end of my spicy placements culture YAYYY I’m so happy I can finally finish this and deliver this right to you guys. I’m making this one shorter than usual because I’m saving the best for the next detail observation post if you have commented down on the suggestion post a few days back;) Enjoy this love and I hope you love it💗 Let me know what you guys think down below!!
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