stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock
Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄
ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND
ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND
BDSM is an acronym for the members of the beatles. don't believe me? why
not making this up, one time i was at disney world epcot and i passed by a group of 3 bros, one of which wearing a tie dye shirt that said ⬆️ TRIPPIN on it. they looked like this
Keep mentioning to people in work that im going to see coyote vs ACME tomorrow and not a single one of them has heard of it marketing at its finest
Its a movie WB tried to write off for a tax break a few years back despite audience that saw it saying it was really good so just in case heres the trailer
Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence
girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.