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@tromboneralert

should probably be 18+ but I'm not your boss. Bisexual as all h**k. ENG|SPA. they/them|elle. 30s. v*mo: tromboneralert. See also: an-aspiring-ghost and mysongarlic
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Just want to make it clear. @an-aspiring-ghost and I are the same person. That was originally my only blog, but then I turned it into my Animal Crossing blog and made this second blog. And since this site is so functional, this is TECHNICALLY my SIDE blog. But philosophically THIS is the MAIN blog.

You'll likely see @an-aspiring-ghost like your posts and then I reblog them. You may see that @an-aspiring-ghost follows you but @tromboneralert does not. This is why. It is still me.

Thanks. Love you.

#pinned post#op#k posts
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There’s things that individual cats don’t often do but you should always be prepared for one time events.

Like your cat might not make a habit of sleeping on your face and nearly choking you to death with its large hairy body but it’s quite possible that one day it may just decide to do that once and not do it again or might try it out once and decide to make it a habit. You never know.

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And sometimes your cat will do these things for weeks on end, you assume they are a new habit, you adjust, they will never do it again. Or! They will not do it until you forget it is a thing that they do and they will do it again.

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Reblogged tamagotcharm
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it’s 2026 so we can stop referring to bras solely by their cup size, right? everyone knows that cup sizes change depending on the band size right and thus are meaningless when mentioned on their own, right? that a 38B has a larger boob volume than a 32D, right? that “D cups” are actually pretty small in the grand scheme of things, right??? that the number on a bra size is your ribcage measurement in inches so if someone wears a size medium it’s impossible for them to have a band size over 36, right?????????? right???????????

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please learn this

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Bra Size Calculator
Accurate bra size calculator based on 6 measurements.
abrathatfits.org

bras personally make me dysphoric, but the information packrat in me loves the resources from r/abrathatfits

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Reblogged kudaai
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what is the POINT of hold music if every 30 seconds you're going to interrupt it, make me think i'm finally done, then say "we're sorry, our staff is busy on other calls. please hold on, we will be with you shortly."

like just play the damned hold music that's what it's for

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ailuromantic-deactivated2022122

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

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ailuromantic-deactivated2022122

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"