btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

yeah I called them and it turns out I'm not getting stoned to death and fed to wolves and banished to hell to burn for all eternity because of my no call no show, it turns out they just wanted to reschedule my appointment. the lady was nice. it took less than two minutes

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

um?

We need to love the world because that's the only place we can hang out

im going to fix my entire life

i try to take breaks and enjoy the afternoon sun on my porch when the weather's nice so i started setting my slack status to a lizard to let people know i'm basking for a bit and something to the effect of this graphic plays in the back of my head every time i see that little lizard icon

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

trauma dumpling

By Kelly Pringle

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand