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no ao3 users, people switching from wattpad to ao3 is not colonization, and it should not be treated as such

Not to be a Mexican killjoy but if you’re white and you make ICE/MAGA/deportation/racist jokes about wattpad users I’m gonna assume all it would take is the right bit of propaganda to make you support ICE irl. What’s funny about ICE to you huh? You’re invoking our biggest fears because you’re inconvenienced. Yes thank you I’d like a side of screaming nightmares with my fanfic.

“It’s like colonization!” Did they kill you? Put you in a camp? No? Find a new word thanks

okay. i'm just gonna say it. i feel like it needs to be said. everyone has been too quiet on this for too long. the fact that we all act like it's okay that every century gets called one century above what the years make it feel like it should be is NOT OKAY. we can't keep pretending it isn't confusing to hear "18th century" and go "oh yeah, the 1800s - oh wait nooo 1700s." we need to stop letting this happen. we can change history. language is malleable. i'm taking a stance.

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

that's right, the square hole!

tumblr-style performance art

One of the only thing the 2000s had going for it was the mythbusters. Those dudes ruled, nobody hated the mythbusters, I mean they hated each other but nobody else hated the mythbusters

An entire generation of scientists, engineers, and psychos with access to amphetamines owe so much to them

Sorry prev, but your tags were good and I felt like everyone should get to read them

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It's also worth noting that while Adam and Jamie's relationship was one of professional respect, the Build Team (Kari Tory and Grant) were close, I believe, likely due to their different power dynamic (Jamie was formerly Adam's boss and mentor when M5 was still a special effects studio while the build team were coworkers)

Look this is not my lane I don’t even go here but too many anti censorship ao3 users follow me so I think it’s worth it to say a lot of y’all are being fucking weird about wattpad users. Which against the popular belief that are all sensitive teenagers most of them are actually Hispanic bc ao3 is not popular in latam. And calling them refugees and immigrants and stupid and puritans and ruining a platform (which is fanfic btw it’s never that serious) is really fucking weird and even taking out that most wattpad users are not Anglo-Saxon the way y’all speak about these supposed ‘refugees’ and ‘immigrants’ has very racist connotations

Hello AO3 user. A community from a different fanfiction site with a huge hispanic and otherwise non American/Anglo-Saxon user base is moving to your platform. Your task is to not refer to them as annoying migrants/refugees and talk about how you're so much better than them when they get culture shock after moving to a different site.

Woagh it’s Vash ta Schtampede…

I will never get over the inelegant way Vash "dies" in BLR

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but the reblog tags have been sending me and I need to share some of them:

And finally...

this picture of venue staff in DC confused as fuck about the gentleman mask guy is frying me

"No seriously, I'm part of the show" 😭😭😭😭

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

Latin America media needs to write USAmerican characters the way latinos r written in their media

meu Deus! os cheeseburgers mágicos da grandma estão voando! que miracle!!

my grandmas dawg

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

im getting sick of this.

<3 from today’s trans march in tiohtià:ke (so called ‘montreal’)

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

i just beefed with someone online and I got tired of it so I said "I ate some really good blueberries today" and they replied "I had a fire ass peach today". world peace