redstonedust:

i keep using ‘blorbo’ to refer to my own OCs to the point i forget its supposed to be a fandom term. yeah i know blorbo from my shows. and those shows? only airing inside my own brain and the dms of a few lucky friends, baby.

romanceyourdemons:

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*

elirerahael:

fluff-e-boy:

fluff-e-boy:

fluff-e-boy:

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

Bad salesman

deltafanss:

There’s a man here.

samonkii:

Mr Qi

muppetshow2026:

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

memewhore:

cydonian-mystery:

ndiecity:

botanyshitposts:

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

anxietyproblem:

knightclubbing:

when you think about it, knights are

tyrantdaughter:

tyrantdaughter:

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I’m Gonna Eat Her I Think

evilwizard:

ahh shit i just got a heroic call to adventure alert on my phone. the fairies found some rube to wield their goddamn magic broadsword i guess. great. there goes my weekend

northirish:

northirish:

northirish:

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

whentheskittlesfightback:

i love the phrase “pet peeve”. this is my dog made of dislike