Puppygirl

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
beedok
jewishbarbies

we need to bring back public hatred for paparazzi. I’m so tired of actors defending themselves against assholes with cameras and being smeared as egotistical divas. they’re glorified stalkers who get paid to harass people. end of. the things these freaks get away with would send normal people to prison but we’re supposed to think it’s okay just bc they’re paparazzi. they SHOULD get shut down for being openly misogynistic. they SHOULD get told off and reported for following someone to their private residence to doxx them. they SHOULD face charges for just about running people over in their pursuit of the next hot celeb. this is not normal. and, actually, these people DO deserve to get punched sometimes.

maidslime
demi-shoggoth
arcane-cataclysm

you'll be on Tumblr and you'll see that the trans woman puppygirl-1999 got her blog nuked for posting a clothed selfie and then you'll see some tme with the username "gender-goblin" posting about how trans women have male privilege and don't experience misogyny and they don't get nuked then you'll look in their notes and see some dude named fucking hitlerguy1488 whose main contribution to the website is reblogging trans women's posts calling them the n word and then you'll see some asshole saying that trans women all have "nazi phases" and this keeps going until you hear a weird ringing in your ears and pass out

emcapi
mortalityplays

it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke

mortalityplays

you know the internet is dying when you can't even search glup shitto funniest moments and find a single relevant result

mortalityplays

our data wizards crunched the numbers, and they discovered something truly incredible: users spend up to 10x longer on the website when they can't find what the fuck they came looking for

luetta

you joke but this is literally what google realised and changed with google search and youtube.


profit projections looked like it wasn’t going to be infinite growth for a quarter, and so the head of ads ousted one of the founders and implemented drastic measures to increase search queries. these measures were: making their services worse. this is NOT an exaggeration. it’s actually crazy how anti-consumer google is as a company now.

redstonedust
narwhalsarefalling

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

narwhalsarefalling

in my defense:

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and:

a bottle of strawberry flavored vinegarALT
a bottle of strawberry sakeALT

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" () and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

squirrelstone

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No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

behindnightmaresanddreams

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

elierlick
elierlick

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Between 1956 and 1973, over 3,000 trans women traveled to Morocco to consult with gender-affirming surgeon Georges Burou. His talent for vaginoplasty was so well-known that "going to Casablanca" became a colloquialism for getting bottom surgery. Georges was only one surgeon in one clinic. Imagine how many more people accessed gender affirming care globally. Imagine how many more would transition if they knew it was possible.

suppermariobroth
suppermariobroth

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A relatively well-known quirk of Super Mario Sunshine is the interaction between Mario losing his hat and talking to NPCs. Losing his hat (through getting it stolen by the Swipin' Stu enemies) will make Mario quickly lose health (commonly assumed to be due to heat stroke from the high temperatures on Isle Delfino; supported by the fact that he will not lose health when in water).

When talking to an NPC without the hat, Mario will lose health during the conversation and eventually die, which the NPC will completely ignore, and simply continue talking.

However, there is a variant of this interaction that makes the NPC appear even more rude. If Mario talks to an NPC with a set facing direction from behind, as seen in the footage, the NPC will turn away from Mario's body after he dies during the conversation, adding another layer of disrespect to the scenario.

Source: theeasteregghunter

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