Deep in the Orchard, Safe with Mama
The first time I took acid my friend and I were trying to make a ranked list of different divination methods and number one on the list was “you already know the information”
i discovered that my favorite ytp on the planet got taken down... I still think about this scene every day
[Transcript:]
Gandalf: This is the wawawawawawa forged by the dark lord SaS.
Frodo: SaS was destroyed.
Ring: Ayayayayayayayaaaa!
Gandalf: No, Frodorf.
Bunny 101
Binky - binkies (plural) - bunnies will hop sporadically with succession, binky means bunny is happy or very happy.
binky means bunny is happy OR very happy
im so excited for GTA6 i hope it is so bad that it wounds western AAA devs for a decade
i hope it somehow crashes the whole economy
Before and after yep hes mustard gravy
Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk
Min wage should be 80k salaried
Like this isn't an exaggeration. You should be able to rent alone, buy groceries, have disposable income, and still save for a vacation or whatever tf. I cannot emphasize enough how little people are being paid
i hate the "we should only have queer actors playing queer characters" argument for several reasons. but what annoys me the most is that people who argue this straight up don't realize that it's illegal to ask someone about their sexuality in relation to a job interview. like an audition. i don't think breaking anti-discrimination laws to screen people's sexualities to determine their employment is the woke take you think it is.
My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:
Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess
Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail
Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic
Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool
Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment
Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.
The fellowship. This one is a classic.
Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing
Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural
Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.
The battle of Helms Deep. This one is just great for a lot of reasons. I like how the orcs in the background are just happy and sad smileys. Gimli is throwing a rock at them. I don’t know who the guy with a red hat is in the background, but I love him.
Gandalf, Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli finding Merry and Pippin in Isengard ft fucked up Shadowfax. Look at them smiling!
Sam, Frodo and Gollum. Frodo got rid of his Robin Hood hat which is a shame, but Gollum with a beak makes up for it.
Eowyn protecting Theoden from the Witch King. The fellbeast is a crow or perhaps a raven. Merry is hanging on the side, stabbing Witch King in the leg and he looks amazing
Mt Doom. Frodo looks very chill about getting his finger bit off, and Sam is just kind of floating there. I love everything about Gollum
"A matter of finding spare parts"
Some time ago I mentioned I had a brief dream about elder scrolls and Azura was there.
I don't recall much of the dream but the most prominent thing is she had this weird net looking hairdo thing which I thought would be fun to draw. And also I remember her just having a bunch of dolls? Or something?? And she was building Nerevar over and over again? Something like that.
I struggled a bit with the rendering and also Azura's outfit but I suppose it turned out okay in the end.
our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick