[PUBLIC -- video]

Just to clarify.  We've dealt with universes of shit that either shouldn't happen or shouldn't be possible, regularly end up in the ass end of some pretty damn bad places, but now people are worried.  You deal with it a couple days, things go back to normal, you move on.  What's the big deal.  You handle it.

[...Says the big bad Space Marine who panics when things deviate from the plan.  But hey, that's a character flaw, not a whole ship freaking out because a handful of people saw something just as bizarre as anything else they've come across so far and seem to think it's the apocalypse at their doorstep.]


[PRIVATE -- Kevin]

If this is really getting people this worried, I want a gun.  A real gun.  And enough ammo to feed it comfortably for a month.  Better to be prepared than not, and your Admiral took all my gear.

[Sarge: the broken artillery record.  He feels better when he's got weapons okay, that's where pretty much ALL his specialized training is.]


[PRIVATE -- Cain]

How's business?

[Translation: do you need any help in the gym because I'm going to go insane if I don't have something else to do.]