new[est] han.bebe



all i can do is stare at johnira's face.  he's ready to grab an invisible pair of titties while shooting side-eye to invisible homegirl's boyf [who is taller than him and can kick his lecherous ass].  is shep toddler-pervy? is he special needs?  #hardquestions



I know nobody even comes here anymore

But I just saw this on Tumblr and this was the first place I thought to post it.



WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK.  Is this forreal?

*EDIT:  It's not.  I just found one of Isaac. THANK YOU JESUS.  But ew, wtf is going on with his face? Also, where the fuck is Taylor's hideous sweater picture? I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT THE MOST.  #fail JUST KIDDING I FOUND IT.



THE SCARF.  You would, Taylor.  You would.

ALSO, this gem:



lololol.  I love Tumblr.

back in zac is coming along nicely... so far.

put down that ben & jerry's shame bucket and wipe that nervous lip sweat, ladies, 'cuz things just keep getting better!

back in zac (BIZ) is slowly regaining his silly (re: likeable!) sense of humor again as no douchemonstering is spotted in this vid.  i think it's a month or so old, but definitely worth posting.

let's hope this glorious regression continues through the summer/fall tour.  i'm still pretty skeptical about the whole thing, after having seen the lowest of the low and knowing how easy it is for BIZ to return to the alan lifestyle...



Hanmen on Letterman

Anybody else watch this?

I happened to find out via twitter that the guys were going to be on the show.  Somebody tweeted:  "Why are Hansen on my tv?"  Naturally, my first response was to correct the improper spelling of their name.  I realize now that I should have set my grammar nazi tendencies aside and asked the real question at hand (which I did, as an afterthought): What the hell are they doing on network TV?  It's been so many years, I figured they forgot what that was all about by now.  All in all, though, it was a pretty good performance.  Ike looked classy, as usual...except I don't understand what was going on with his hair.  It looked like he was trying to get the Conan O'Brien wave but he left a curler in his hair too long and it turned into this thick piggy-tail spiral.  T-Daddy didn't look a fool, either.  He looked normal.  I think he had on an ascot or something, but ht was kind of tucked so I didn't realize it wasn't an undershirt until the camera zoomed in on him.  Just the same, no nasty chest hair was peeking out, so all is well.  And Zac was ZAC (it's still so weird referring to him by name now) so naturally he looked good...especially since he didn't open his mouth for anything than to sing.  Dreamy sigh.

judgernaut time.

can't believe no one's posted the new single here yet.

time to get your judge on, everyone!

article & song preview.

frankly, i'm diggin' the song, 'cuz it's straight-up feel-good music.  easy to belt out and dance spastically to when i'm getting ready for work in the a.m. 

what do you think?  good?  bad?  should i hide my face in shame for jamming it?
bath

Because one group of brothers walking barefoot is not enough.


http://twitter.com/joejonas/status…


I apologize for bringing the others in here, but let's give Joe Jonas a moment to pause and reflect on WWTD? I mean this, probably. Plus megaphone. Nick's pretty good at being surly and Kevin got hitched already, so really we're all set.

feel free to JOINS HIM!

Look, I know nothing about the child ninjas.




UPDATE: guys, i don't even know. are they scampering barefoot in the street holding hands or some fuckery?

http://twitter.com/hansonmusic/sta…