TNG: Crusher/Picard

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The half-naked joggers in "Justice" was so annoying

I was looking forward to that episode, but alas, it's true what they said about the brain being an important sex organ: I was so annoyed by the annoying, callously simple people, that I just wanted to punch the screen when they come on.

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Very excellent play by some of the characters though. My fangirl heart leaped and did a little dance when Riker rushed to defend Wesley from the people who came at Wes with the poison needle. Dr.Crusher was just lovely. I've always loved the relationship between Beverly and Wesley, they really do feel like they are mother and son, in interaction, and in characterization too, I don't know if the actors have talked about it or not, but both of them have this same adorkable air of excited geekiness, Wes more obvi than Bev.
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The Contents of Barclay's Freaky Holosuite Fantasy

Okay, so it makes sense to have Troi and Beverly there looking lovely...while male senior officers were shortened joke...but how do you explain having Wesley Crusher there? Wesley who looked like this:




...and then Beverly said; "Master Barclay will spank you if you misbehave"

Barclay fantasizes about spanking Wesley! He has a program for it and has roleplayed it already, holy crap I knew that guy was a freak! I think we should set him up with Geordi.

Broccoli is just lucky that Dr.Crusher didn't see this! Barclay, you sick sick freak!




Failing to locate Rule 34, I hereby invoke Rule 35 for Barclay/Wesley spanking Come on, 2366-2348 = Legal


ETA: A partial Barclay/Wesley(holo!), with an appearance from cockblocking Picard, lol Barclay, har-ha! Holodeck Fantasy #1

How spectacularly awkward must Barclay be to need the holodeck considering the free sex future?

ETA 2: You know what, I think the inclusion of the Barclay was a stroke of authorial brilliance. Whereas Wesley being annoying was unintentional, and him being said to be awesome in show made a lot of fans mad (though I actually like Wesley)...Barclay was intended to be someone we can laugh at, guilt free, because this is the kinda acceptable target that would totally have rape fantasies on the holodeck or something. It's okay to to point and laugh at this complete weenie. Barclay exist for everyone of us who has ever felt a deep desire to solve someone like him into a fountain, but was too conscientious to do so - unless he's a creep.
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The Turbolift Walk of Shame

Heya peeps!

So, how many turbolifts does the TNG Enterprise have?

It seem like they were pausing the turbolift for a long dramatic moment all the time, and in a ship with so many people and shift times wouldn't a long line form on every floor and people get annoyed?

...that's what I can't stop thinking about whenever a sexy fic uses the turbolift setting. Like, dudes, it's the middle of the day on a busy starship, NOT one of your apartment elevators in the middle of the night.

Then, there is dating in the Jefferies Tube. Oh the things that Geordie have heard and seen! Geordie's holodeck file is running out of space.
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