Capricious Malevolence

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Hello! I have a new way to commission me! It’s quite a bit quicker than the old Google Forms, and hopefully quite a bit simpler as well. I even have membership benefits, like access to raw files and WIPs. Right now I’m offering the classic Beanheads, as well as sketches, flats, and full colour images, and my new bespoke digital bird greeting cards. Character sheet options coming soon! Come check it out if you’re interested!

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vaspider
tongue-twists

some of you need to stop psychoanalising your kinks and start doing mad scientist shit to them instead.

no more "do I enjoy being tied up because I secretly crave an excuse not to fight back against intimacy because of my mother", that is dumb and useless.

start doing shit like "what do I like about being tied up? what part of it gets me going?" and then once you have isolated the components of the kink that are the main drivers, look for all the other kinks that contain them. mix and match. get creative. experiment.

ratbastardhours

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vaspider
toskarinfr

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

crazy-pages

... you know. If I could transform into someone a CEO is ethically obligated to help and then punish them for failing to do so, in such a way that they can only be accepted into society again if they learn basic moral lessons about decency, I don't think I would do anything else ever again.

facts-i-just-made-up

skyporf asked:

when is the store opening

facts-i-just-made-up answered:

As soon as it can restock after dealing with the following recalls:

  • Taylor Farms Lettuce - Contaminated with diarrhea
  • Taylor Swift Farms Lettuce - Contaminated with diary entries
  • Kroger Eggs - Contaminated with salmonella
  • Kroger Salmon - Contaminated with eggonella
  • Outshine Fruit Bars - Contaminated with shards of glass
  • Whitman’s Fruit Bars - Contaminated with leaves of grass
  • Maas Fruit Bars - Contaminated with a quart of mold and mildew
  • America Heartland Jalapeños - Contaminated with E. Coli
  • America Hill Habaneros - Contaminated with E. Bola
  • America Coast Chipotles - Contaminated with E. E. Cummings
  • America Sky Serranos - Contaminated with seminal cummings
  • Contaminated Farms Peaches - Not contaminated enough
  • Blighttown Brand Broccoli - Contaminated with wall parasites
  • The Stuff Company’s Stuff - Contaminated with Tenafly Viper
  • Disney’s Mandalorian & Grogu DVDs - Contaminated with diarrhea
  • Disney’s Diarrhea Puffs Cereal - Contaminated with urine
  • Disney’s Frozen Urine Pops - Contaminated with urine belonging to several people other than Walt Disney himself
  • Amazon’s Employee Urine Energy Drinks - Real thing, google it.