this is not where I should be

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rubysapphrald

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

rubysapphrald

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

thriceandonce
heyfruitcake

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

ignitelimelight

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

podficcerbynight
contact-guy

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

skipppppy

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

ospreyonthemoon

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

deathsmallcaps

Fanon Batman deduces you are trans and suddenly a free hormone clinic opens up by your home a couple months later

answeringmysister

Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.

viridianchronicle

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teaboot

Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007

kd-heart
thundergrace

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

thundergrace

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

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lymeandcoconut

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

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happibeans

Her instagram is @queennyakimofficial !

Support Black Women!!! Support Black Womens Art!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Women!!! Support Dark Skinned Black Womens Art!!!

🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤🤎🖤

thesaltofcarthage

I’ve reblogged her before, but really, you can’t have too many dark-skinned Black queens on your dash. 

miss-ingno
pagerunner-j

Somebody please give the WSDOT social media folks a raise.

Tweet from WSDOT Tacoma, saying "A not so gentle reminder," and showing a photo of a flooded road and a ROAD CLOSED sign, plus sketchy MS Paint-style overlays. Top: "If water here...and sign here..." Middle: Doodled car asserting "but I'm different!", with a red X drawn over it. Bottom: arrow pointing at water and the message, "CAR DOES NOT GO THERE."ALT
hahanothanks

Seriously, they are the best. They keep me informed and entertained.

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That is Greg the Geoduck, btw. Official WSDOT representative.

pagerunner-j

Pronounced "gooeyduck," for the uninitiated. They're a type of clam. (Largest burrowing clam in the world!) And yes, they really do look like...that.

They just usually don't have little hats. But Greg's safety-minded. Clearly.

echo-ph0enix
adhdwannabewriter

Writers, which software do you use?

Google docs

Microsoft word

Ellipsus

Libre office - writer

Notepad (the fuck is wrong with you lol)

Pages

Other (comment, please, esp if you recommend it)

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I used to use Google docs, but the white mode only was really annoying me (tires my eyes), so I swapped to Ellipsus (which I genuinely love and recommend), but it was bothering me a bit that I need wifi in order to use it, so now I switched to LibreOffice Writer, which I do like.

It very much has a Microsoft Word feel, but is open source and you need no accounts to use it. It's local on your device, so no AI can scan it, and no wifi is needed.

I still wish it had the Google Docs cards, because, bitch, that thing is so good for easy organizing.

I'm gradually migrating things over to ellipsus I'm finally getting used to it so I'm mostly okay with it now and it does let me switch from mobile to laptop easily which is a feature I really need because sometimes lying down in bed is all I can manage but also it does let me write away from home more easily too