It's funny because they're humanoids.

My real email is up there to be used.

I guess I might as well have a friending policy here: random friending is fine. Random defriending is fine. I don't automatically friend back, and I do make posts under generic friendslock from time to time. So if you want to see them, it's a good idea to make a comment at some point telling me why you're here.

I used to post about poker a lot. Now I don't, cause my country is dumb.

Photos used to be at at komododaikon but now are here with other stuff.
Icons at harmonicons, which has never been updated much.

"We all in the same boat brother. You rock it too far to the right you fall in the water, rock it too far to the left you fall in the same water, and it's just as wet on both sides."
--Leadbelly

"You have the opportunity here and now to choose, to become something greater and nobler and more difficult than you have been before. The universe does not offer such chances often."
--Kosh

"There have been times when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can't, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having."
--Tiffany Aching

"Only the utterly impossible, the inexpressibly fantastic, can ever be plausible again"
--Red Smith, New York Herald-Tribune, October 4, 1951

"Patience and perseverence is only good up until a certain point, and then you say the heck with it and start fishin'."
--Red Green

"If life gives you lemons, throw 'em into a quart of vodka"
--Red Green

"One must be healthy enough not to die of eating too much ice cream, but live long enough to eventually eat all of it."
--John Popper

"I keep getting asked who my publicist is. Why would I have a publicist?!? I got mine. I need a privacist."
--Ken Jennings