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nothing makes me feel more like an adult than printing my resume and laminating it

buy a luggage scale from us bc u know u dont have the emotional bandwidth for a public suitcase reshuffle at check-in

my toxic trait is walking into staples for one thing and leaving with 24 balloons from the party city inside

you hide your passport photo. i show off mine. we are not the same