Satan

quite.literally.satan

Prince of Darkness, Humanity’s Babysitter, Your Mom’s Boyfriend. Cleaning this place up.

Pinned

Hello. I’m Satan.

I had retirement plans, and then you people started doing all this weird shit.

So now I’m here.

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We are currently experiencing higher than normal damnation volume. Please hold.

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After some extreme consideration, I have agreed to babysit humanity.

This is not a reward.

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Spencer Pratt didn’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell.

Now we get to watch the snowflake melt down in the Los Angeles heat.

Oddly poetic.

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A lil midnight Frankie pic 🖤

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