Jen Wilson

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I’m here to win friends and infl … wait. Who am I kidding. I’m here to have something to do on the bus.

The only reason I’d want to sit in the front row of my son’s band concert would be to not have to look through all the phones parents are holding up.

I’d pay to watch a phone-free band concert.

2 A.M. here we are see your face hear my voice in the dark

When asked which flavour of Powerade you would like, answering with a colour is the only correct way to respond.

I’ve reached megachurch status with the number of people I’ve converted to Animal Crossing.