Tom Bender (@tb_99999) • Threads, Say more

The 50th St CE station makes me believe in feng shui. There is something fundamentally evil about its layout.

need to drink from a pond of ibuprofen and electrolytes as the zelda healing music plays

Business idea: 90s-themed retirement community for millennials. Ambient linear TV, Windows 95 machines, CD library, no cell reception.

Your intuition is correct, and you've identified a real distinction. Let me explain what's actually happening:

(Just got hit with the platonic ideal of May 2026 agentslop psuedoenglish 🫟)