i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job then i was looking for a job and heaven knows im miserable now

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

The joke is that they’re doing so many crimes now that nobody would care about Nixon

Been thinking more about guilt in activism and my current conclusion is "it's my responsibility to do what I can to improve this situation" is a useful feeling, but "I am an awful irredeemable person for being part of the problem" is counter-productive.

"I'm an awful person, the problem is all my fault, I can't taint any potential solutions with my awful hands, my entire contribution to the cause will be feeling bad about it in my heart" is, of course, the least useful of the emotions.

in honour of 47 years of bela lugosi’s dead, here is my favourite tweet about it

the soft animal of my body fucking bit someone and now they're putting it down

DECAY

It's bleed out and die thursday

it is important to remember there's a lot of gay people who are only liberals because they are a gay person

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

"Suicide is selfish" sorry do you wanr me to kill you too

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all