Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

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I asked for ideas in a discord server and someone told me to draw Kerdly

So i did! And genuinely, the best drawing i ever made this month

I don't know shi about deltarune, but i like kerdly very much 💜

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Kerdly heads we have about a year to enjoy our delusions and joy before it all goes to shit and we get killed :D

It's a generous amount of time. Let's make the most of it.

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

daily mantras:

he/him lesbians, lesbians with weird genders, lesbians on e, lesbians on t, lesbians with top surgery, i love u all 😋

My humble contribution to deltarot

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

and love..........

12 years old: i was so cringe when i was nine, i'm super mature now though

15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

the mold spores in my house speaking to me telepathically: yeah that's perfect now hit post

Back in the old days, all you had to do was go “hellooooo nurse, hubba hubba. What a dame” and you’d get a wife. And it wouldn’t even matter how much blood you shed during the war.

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

#mypebbles!!!!

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