they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
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at the club on my phone looking up "what to order at a bar" "how to order drinks" "what drinks to order to make me seem regular"
The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness
some of my buddies are hilarious, like the fourth panel of a web comic. but i'm more intriguing, like the third panel of a web comic
"having sex with your friends is basically incest" is a take of all time
this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame
Reblog if you have incestuous desires about your friends
This is the opposite of that other post lmao
I think our timeline went off the rails when that unsupervised kid fell into Harambe's exhibit in Cincinnati back in 2016... Holy shit it was only 10 years ago, feels more like 20.
