i <3 garlic

I love being some online entity please don't think of me as a real person

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

Eraserhead baby labubu

"hot girls-" shut the fuck up

Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams
Evil Dead (1981) dir. Sam Raimi

will you intrinsically understand my vision or are you like the rest of them