I'm Not An Uncle

David Lynch + the road at night

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99 inch nails: I wanna fuck you like a luftballoon

i identify so much with this

the world needs to see this tweet

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

I just need a good pot, a good wok, TWO paring knives, TWO steak knives, and one Santoku style choppitychoppity.

That’s IT.

I ask for SO LITTLE.

Very helpfully, there is someone keeping track of which high-quality kitchenware has been enshittified and which hasn’t.

https://ledger.worseonpurpose.com/

Oh HELL yes.

LOUDEST VIVA MÉXICO EVER HEARD IN HUMAN HISTORY

capybara

Guinea big.

yeah ok

Wait I need to be able to reblog this

they should stop making movies about how products happened. i don't want to see a movie about how tetris or nikes happened. i want to see a movie about a cunning scientist who comes up with history's hardest riddle and uses it to unite the entire world into a single nation with one language

I wanna see a movie about how White Monster got made (Aaron Paul as the voice of White Monster of course)

The religious psychosis of those people in that weird book club

it’s true, taking out the middle two panels does make it much better

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