Adventures of a Psycho Blonde.
i'll leave the light on awhile.
Journal created:
on 10 January 2001 (#40707)
Updated:
on 28 April 2017
Name:
The Psycho Blonde, Miss H-er H-well
Location:
Alexandria, Virginia, United States
damn the man, save the empire.
"i was born on a warm night, on the right coast... south eastern america... dead on arrival... but you can't believe the things you hear today... i'll fly me a white plane over water, over blue and green... and land in the ocean somewhere..."
i was told that reading my journal will make your boobs get bigger. no guarentee, just a testimonial.
i lost the most important person in the world to me on march 7th, 2004. david klinghard, my knight in shining armor, you will be missed.
dishpan_hands or pippenphan. you can read about that here, here, and here.the only way i know how to express myself is through words other people have already said. i just can't come up with anything good myself. the closest i have come is, "i'm a loser, i've done too many drugs, and i'm a loser." and that is only funny if you know me in real life.
entries that show you a little bit of who i am:
one of my LJ ground rules.
color of sunlight.
titanic.
when i'm in love i act funny.
how i politely say "fuck you."
how i say "fuck you."
The same HFStival, my version. and my best friend's version.
favorite real person quote: "i just looked down and realized that i am just a 12 year old in really big pants." - Spencer Tacktill at age 16, coolest guy and best ex ever.
"i drink much less than people think, and i think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the things which people take very lightly, and almost insultingly unconcerned about some of the things which people take most seriously. In short, I am basically anti-social: certainly not to an alarming degree, but just more so than i appear to be.
and finally, the more i try to explain myself, the more apparent it becomes that i'm not doing a very good job of it."
-HST, 11/17/57
i drink, have done many drugs, got my hood pierced and have premarital sex. i don't apologise for it. neither should you.
don't fuck with me now. i am ahab.
"i know i'm not a hopeless case."
"it won't take much for me to show 'em my life ain't over yet."
"she can knock me back like a champ."
"lord, you better take care of me. if you don't, you'll have me on your hands."
i remain your devoted, spasmodic, and slightly psychopathic friend,
heather hartwell edison
"i want that thunder... yeah, i want that rain..."
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