idk man the fact you have two sets of ears is kind of throwing me off
genuine pet peeve of mine in character design btw. you don't need both animal AND human ears
his greed is limitless
everyone seems to be doing quite well
there is this shocked agog horrified reaction you get if you say to a man "yeah well, you are a man, so i'm sorry but sometimes you'll just have to deal with the baggage that comes with that, due to, yknow, history" people will act like they've never heard such pitiless rudeness and the funny thing about that is that nobody ever stops saying this to women about being women for even a second & no one even notices. for these motherfuckers it fades sweetly into background noise like birdsong
it is almost as if one of these is a category which is privileged at the expense of the other and that the fact it has been this way since recorded history has some ramifications into the present and that discussing these two categories like they're just symmetrical coequal branches in a naturally-occurring value-neutral cosmological schema is a hot load of historically and politically charged horseshit. i'll kill you. i will fucking kill you
NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.
quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue
Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to
tell me Will,
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Who let Nosferatu become a cornerstone of vampire cinema? Literally The Worst vampire representation ever put to celluloid. I tell people I’m a vampire and they don’t believe me because I’m not bald and surrounded by an army of rats. Vampires don’t look like that!!!!! And we can control rats obviously but we don’t have them follow us around.
Also, the movie was using the rats as a visual metaphor for the plague, perpetuating yet another harmful stereotype.
And!! Nosferatu doesn’t even mean vampire.
I wish Florence Stoker succeeded in getting every copy of that horrid film destroyed. If people want to understand what vampirism is really like there is already the perfect five film saga.
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speak for yourself op
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op fuck your entire unlife
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@edwards-colon is a fakefanger FYI.
here’s a link to the ghoulgle doc.
tldr; they’ve been making posts romanticizing vampirism for years. they talk about older vampire issues to fit in with the undead community but they’re mortal. block and report.
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I got turned dumbass. And my sire is 103, it’s the one who told me about this shit. Keep your fangs out of necks they don’t belong in.
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103? so it was a baby when nosferatu came out? a little baby? little babybat vampire going to the cinema? to watch nosferatu symphony of horror? as a little baby? little baby vampire?
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wait backup nosferatu doesn’t mean vampire?
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🧛🏻♀️ Christabel-deactivated
Good L*rd, I knew Miss Gerard! She was a dear friend of mine. 😃 Oh my, I remember Emily telling me all about her The Land Beyond The Forest research. It’s a funny story, actually, the etymology of Nosferatu.
I’ll tell you all about it in just a heartbeat— A sweet young damsel has wandered into my castle and I must perform my duties as hostess.
I’ll return shortly.
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hey chrissy make sure it’s not a hunter. lotta slayers are damsels nowadays
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chrissy????
🪰 let-me-live-please Follow
THEY SLAYED CHRISSY
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now we’re never gonna figure out where nosferatu came from this fucking sucks
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fucking sucks 😳🥴🥵🤤🫦
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christabel just got destroyed can u give us a minute
Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up
Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
let's put this one here as well
I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣
[ID: Andrew Drinkwater, water research center. Dr Dick Chopp, urologist. Tweet by @JimMFelton “Do you have any other urologists I could talk to?” PC Rob Banks, Avon & Somerset Police. Lieutenant Les McBurney, Sun Prairie Fire Department. /end ID]
every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on
When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.
what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life
the mythbusters once tested "herding cats" and at one point they brought in a proper trained herding dog and the poor dogs face when the first cat responds to his herding with swipes and aggression is to look at her human and go 😰 the sheep is broken?? what do i do boss??