anremithrl:

noahwyles:

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

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thanks dad

That was the correct thing to say.

sycamorality:

gatheringkeepsakes:

catsuggest:

scarhaver:

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

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I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

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collected as many as i could from the notes until tumblr unloaded the post and wouldnt let me look further ……

lets-burn-down-the-post-office:

gay-mormon-wizard:

today I used the phrase “breasting boobily” in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil’s sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn’t god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book