Teh only communitee dedikatd to lulz from teh Host

These are my first ever macros, u guiez! 
After I finished The Host, I had so many lolz-tastic ideas. Here's a few.
Be gentle, pah-lease. (:

Aight, so we all see dem posts about Host dream team, right? Let's do sum casting - macro style!

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Here's a little cross fandom lolz for you.

I've discovered the secret behind the powder, glitter-like substance known as heal. For a long time I asked myself how can such a thing exist? Then I thought about it from Stephenie Meyer's perspective, what could this substance stem from?

That's when the dark, terrifying truth hit me like an enraged linebacker sized human.

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Holy crow shit guize, we're at 14 members!! On behalf of myself and the Wanda to my Melanie desert_dolly:



Don't be scared, feel free to post any crazy macro ideas you have! Our only guidelines are keep it relevant to the Host and behind cuts since we're all at different stages of reading.

So make_me_irish challenged me to make moar macros to convince her to read teh Host. I thought "hmmm, Ian haz Irish name, dark hair, and bloo eyez. Who that remind me of..."

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I have a lot of work today which means mah macro muze is outta control!

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MAH OFFISHUL UNCLE JEB

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HAI GUIZE! BE GENTLE WITH ME, IZ ONLY AT PAGE 9.