SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

I just want to extend my love tonight for Meghan and Emily. Without them, this could never be possible. Professor Weasley/Zacharias OTP.

Also I think a Dundie should go out to Blev and Emily, for this.

I love Emily's Eloise more than anything else ever. Seriously, I laughed until I cried at this and then laughed some more. I cannot believe that you could actually read that one of the cities was "Scuba". Oh my god. Eloise is one of my favorite characters ever.

THIS GAME KICKS SO MUCH ASS MY ASS HAS BEEN KICKED ALL THE WAY TO CHINA AND THEN BACK HOME.

That is all.

P.S. Gratuitous Harold!quote: "I felt her move earlier. It was such a beautiful moment. It was then that I realised the true meaning of those immortal words: Papa don't preach. I'm keepin' my baby. Oh. I'm gonna KEEP my baby."

I would like to thank Tracey's muffins for making this all possible.

I love you all so much, seriously.

Rocks fall! Everyone's gay!

I love you guys so much.

Kati and Chrissy...ILY. A lot. For this little doozie... But WHY is the rum gone? It made me el oh el. :D

Neville's emo everyone's drunk but him. We will, at some point, have to remedy that. You know, sometime in seventh year when he's out from under the steel hand of Gran...

Jolly good procrastination over and out!

Suellen: Humble too, I see.
Tracey: I don't know what you mean by that. I don't speak Lesbian.
Suellen: Oh, it's very easy to learn. You just use your tongue a little more than you do when speaking Straight.
Tracey: EW.


*DIES*

You know, I'd been staring blankly at the interest "the Franks" every time I look at this community, trying to think of what the heck it meant. And then I remembered that Angelina has pets. Yes, I play Angelina. What's your point?

However, I still haven't a clue where "Potter invented the wheel" came from. Explanation, plzkthx?

And for that matter, are there any other interests anyone else doesn't understand?

Also, would it be possible to add "Lavender the fairy princess" to our interests?

Because I am a loser and don't know who half of you are, I propose an introduction post!

Oh, look. A post. Let's make our introductions here.

I'll start with myself. I'm Loren, and I play Hermione Granger. I'm a nerdy, 16-year old figure skater/hockey player in Maryland, and I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and dancing in the moonlight. Also, I'm Asian, but I don't eat cat, kthx. I just eat chicken feet, and pig intestine, and beef tendons, and jellyfish, and octopus tentacles. And rice. It's perfectly normal.

How about you?

As an inaugural fangirling, please allow me to DIE over this:

Jimmy Harper: This isn't over. I'm bringing Rexy back. And then selling it to all of the asians for all of the galleons.

ASHLEY, ILU SO MUCH. Jimmy is absolutely one of my favorite characters EVER.