The God Gaze

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
idosharpiestuff
idosharpiestuff

I needed to buy a tube of superglue yesterday and I can hardly look away from it now. I feel like it's calling out to me, seducing me to do evil with it, even though I know I will regret doing what it wants me to do.

I'm experiencing biblical levels of temptation here!!!!

the glue god stares at you from the top of the hill it says nothing because it doesn't need to its pastures are evergreen and its woe is depleted it will run circles wildly in your head again
darkeecofreak
lixomania

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meawsupport

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

emmarose17

On one hand: this imagery touches on themes of freedom vs oppression and how in shedding the various layers of shame placed upon us by the regime we can transcend to a higher place above the forces that seek to hold us to unjust societal standards.

On the other hand: cheeks out at the Krispy Kreme.

darkeecofreak
jame7t

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

cryptotheism

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

betterbemeta

He didn't want to talk to you.

swaglexander-the-great

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findingfeather

Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

elodieunderglass

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

darkwizardtheorist

But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.

singerin

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what-even-is-thiss
what-even-is-thiss

Sometimes when you’re angry or sad to the point of dramatic tears you need to suck it up and get over yourself and sometimes you’re right to be acting like that and sometimes it’s both somehow and knowing which situation you’re in is kinda hard but when you’re a grown up there’s nobody to tell you which one it is and give you a juice box if anyone ever did that for you in the first place so you’ve gotta sit there angry or sad after getting your own juice box trying to figure it out

at juice box feeling sippy sippy